The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Towel
Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. For one thing it has great practical value:
- You can wrap it around you for warmth on the cold moons of Jaglan Beta;
- sunbathe on it on the marble beaches of Santraginus Five;
- huddle beneath it for protection from the Arcturan Megagnats as you sleep beneath the stars of Kakrafoon;
- use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth;
- wet it for use in hand to hand combat;
- wrap it round your head to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, which is such a mind bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see him, he can't see you;
- and even dry yourself off with it if it still seems clean enough.
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